Stony Man

Fans (estimates ranged from dozens to as many as zillions) swarmed a Spotsylvania home for a house concert by the abnormally reclusive musical trio ‘Stony Man’.

Stony Man draws crowds from all age groups.

Local authorities said the crowds were generally well-behaved, and there were no arrests made.

Music lovers leaving the event were heard to say “it changed my life; I’ll never be able to look at a mando-cello again without thinking about this show” and “My goodness, those guys are amazingly incredibly good. And the pies and cookies were first rate!”

State and local officials had no comment, but Stony Man spokesperson Uncle Dave Macon was quoted as saying “you just keep on watching here for more Stony Man news….”

After winning the Gold, Stuart was heard to say he was ‘just getting warmed up for the upcoming House Concert’.

MARCH 6 2010!!! I know what you’re thinking- that’s Bob Wills Birthday! And Michelangelo’s, Don Stover’s, and David Gilmour’s birthdays too! (mere coincidence, or some sort of grand scheme? hmm…) And now, as if to help us make sense of it all, its the date of the Rescheduled Stony Man Unplugged House Concert!
Follow the link below for more info!

http://www.facebook.com/n/?event.php&eid=292214280734&mid=1d8305fG5af31685616aG592ba1G7

Hopefully all of the beloved and dedicated Stony Man friends are safe and snug at home tonite, and are resting assuredly that we will indeed have us a replacement house concert some time in the future (which coincidentally is already in progress). Please stay tuned with us and the House About Tonight site (www.myspace.com/houseabouttonight) for further notices about the soon to be re-scheduled, bigger and better than ever (next time it will be not snowing) STONY MAN HOUSE CONCERT!
We’d like to offer our apologies for the weather, but you all know that the Stony Man World Weather Control Center and Regional Giddiness Distribution Networks are not quite up and running just yet (perhaps sometime in the third quarter). So till then, just sit tight, stay warm, think whatever kinds of thoughts you think to make yourselves feel the way you’d like. And maybe have some soup.

Here is what we were planning on wearing (that’s Kent in the Wagon Wheel Outfit).

And this is what we looked like at our last European show (Dubrovnik, Spring 1927)

Howdy folks, and Happy New Year!
We’d like to thank all our friends who helped to make 2009 the year that it was, and we hope for a 2010 that is even better! Yep, 2009 was a big year for Stony Man. We had our fabulously successful Big CD release Gala Celebration Festival Tune-A-Thon, as well as several other memorable and equally fabulously successful shows.
Now, on to new business.
For 2010, we are planning on continuing our march toward complete global domination, and the Stony Man World Broadcast and Space Exploration Center plans are still moving forward too. Just think, one day, you may find yourself on your very own personal high-orbit climate-controlled Stony-World planetoid, relaxing in your comfy astro-lounger, watching Stony Man TV in Super-HD-3D, listening to the audio-holographic HD digital simulcast in ultra-lifelike 360 degree 12.2 sens-surround true-oxy-compression wave-sound, while enjoying a delicious organic Stony beverage served up fresh in gleaming new environmentally-friendly Stony-ware. 24 hours a day, seven days a week!
Stay with us, folks, it could happen! Really!
But till then, all you need to do is follow this link for the next big event!
www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=222427476653

Late Breaking News! The Stony Man CD ‘Turn your Radio On’ is now available at The Griffin Bookshop and Coffee Bar!
Of course, you can always visit CDbaby and order Stony Man’s CD, but why wait for all those great big electron-thingies to go smashing their way through all that world wide web wiring? And did you ever stop to think about how much wear and tear that causes to the information superhighway? See what I mean? So when you need that perfect gift, and you need it now, go to the Griffin! Get Stony Man! Ask for it by name!

Now you can find Stony Man’s fabulously miraculous, wonderfully shiny CD at THREE fabulously miraculous, wonderfully shiny downtown Fredericksburg locations!
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Apple Music- 620 Charlotte St. (Stop by and say howdy to Karl and the gang!)
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The Griffin Bookshop and Coffee Bar- 723 Caroline St.(Great books, great gifts, great coffee, tea sets- oh, and great CDS!)
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Picker’s Supply- 902 Caroline St.(Mandolins, mandolas, mandocellos, and STONY MAN CDS, what’s not to love?)
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But this time don’t you be one of them.
Be sure to come see Stony Man.
A rare house concert appearance by Stony Man! Just when you find yourself wondering what to do to beat the winter blues, wouldn’cha know it? Stony Man to the rescue. Umm-hmmm. Just like that time when you were kidnapped by alien gypsies from outer space, and they were trying to teach you to steal from people’s clotheslines, and you couldn’t get away, because they were invisible alien gypsies. Remember? Who was it that came and got you? Hmmm? That’s right, it was Stony Man. And we’re back again. Still here. Just in time, again.

Beat the winter blues- Buy a CD today!
Experts say that you can reduce your heating bills by up to 27% by simply listening to Stony Man’s fabulously wonderful, round and shiny CD, ‘Turn Your Radio On’.
And if you were to give one as a gift to each person on your block, just think of the savings!
Yes indeedy, it really adds up!
Now available at three great Downtown Fredericksburg locations, or at CDbaby.com!

Exciting new/old photographs of Stony Man were recently discovered on a hard drive in Kent’s basement!
See?

Here are the guys with Tom Groseclose, one of the Vertical Land band.

Stony Man tried several somewhat less successful musical experiments before arriving at their current arrangement-

Yep, it’s here. Well, actually, it’s there. But you can get it now, where ever you are.

Just go see the good folks at CD Baby, and ask for us.

We’re Stony Man, and we’re here to help.

Really.