Don’t be fooled by other imitations!
Just listen to these real imitation testimonials, from real imitation testimonialists:
‘Ever since I got the new Stony Man cd, my life has really changed. I finally got that raise; and now I’ve moved into a nicer apartment and gotten the cutest little kitten. I’ve decided to name him Henry. My boyfriend Bob says that he’s been feeling much better about the economy, and that his truck is actually even getting better mileage. We just wanted to thank all of you at STONY MAN INTERNATIONAL.’
‘Hey, I figure it’s this way; If listening to it just once put me into that trance that made me pick the winning LOTTO numbers, what have you got to lose?’
Cosner’s Corner, VA
‘It’s like a warm new sweatshirt, on a cool cloudy day. Or a sandwich.
A really good sandwich’
Little Washington, VA
‘I’ve never seen anything like it before. My lawn is so thick and lush now, my tomatoes are as big as pumpkins, and little Joey actually likes doing his homework again. Thanks, Stony Man!’
‘People used to complain about my hair in their soup all the time. Not anymore!’
‘ I’m the kind of guy who says ‘this is the best thing ever’ about all kinds of things. I say it all the time, even when I don’t mean it. But this time, it really is. Really.’
‘Last week I ordered the new Stony Man cd. It hasn’t even arrived yet, and already my memory has improved, and I’ve grown a full, thick head of hair. Rachel says I’ve never looked better. Thanks Stony Man!’
See what we mean? Even though you might not have the Stony Man CD yet, we’re absolutely positive that you will soon. And even though we can’t say that it will make you a better person, or improve your finances, your dancing, or even make you more attractive, we can say this:
When the new Stony Man cd comes out, just think of how much more money you could be making and how much better you’ll feel.
So remember; Check back often.
We’re Stony Man, and we approve of the idea of this message, its contents, and what it says.
And now, here’s the best part!
The new Stony Man CD is available on CD BABY! You can even hear samples online!
So, like, what are you waiting for? Hmmm? Get outta here, and go listen!